The Only True Question

Ok, so Pirates vs. Ninjas: the age old question.  The age of the internet that is. 

For countless years, the debate has ranged: which force would win?  There are many factors to consider.  Pirates have guns...and parrots.  But Ninjas have awesome skills of deception and fighting.  And they dress cool, all in black and everything. 

But personally, I think that those who are in this war fail to see the true possibilities, they are so stuck in a narrow frame of mind.  They need to open up, broaden their horizons, see past the petty differences.  Because why should we have to choose between pirates and ninjas?  Why can't we have both?

The pirates and the ninjas should team up to become the pirate-ninjas, a truly unstoppable force.  With swords, guns, parrots, awesome ninja fighting skills, and really cool outfits they would truly decimate any and all competition.

So ask yourself this: it the battle really worth it when we could have so much more?